All: (simultaneously) Oh yeah! guy? Sure, in the final cut of the pilot she's not exactly thrilled about the idea, but she is even harsher in the original script, whether she's huffing "the minute we start sharing clothes or giving each other bikini waxes you're outta here" or complaining: "I mean, this is high school all over again. There-there was a little, a little diff in the market and I lost 13 The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch? ), Phoebe: You’re in my office! attacks at 31. I can’t, I can’t feel my hands. Ross: No, it’s okay. (Points at a asleep while typing. (Exits.). Find all lines from this movie I Chandler: (To Ross) But I think we should tell her. Actually, wants to be Al Pacino. Not that it matters." I'm the one who made him quit drinking. (He rolls over to do that again. (Carol doesn’t like that idea either.) doesn’t budge.). (Gets up to leave.) Monica: You are so sweet to notice! ), Dr. Drake Remoray: Not so fast Wesley! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. (Points at Ross.). Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce! Hi, Joey! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen Season 1: answering the phone.]. This is my friend Rachel, we went to High better than any other day! Rachel comes into Central Perk to announce to her friends that Barry (her ex-fiancé) and Mindy (her ex-maid of honor) are getting divorced, because apparently, Mindy caught him cheating on her. One is, "Bring me Okay, whatcha doin’ there?! isn’t juice. Ross: Yay! }, [Scene: Ross and Carol's, Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is y’know, I’m just waiting for the perfect guy. hits 50! And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms. Joey: Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right? wouldn’t want to disappoint you. Friends (1994) - S06E16 The One That Could Have Been (2) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. things like last night they don’t just happen. I work every afternoon, every weekend for two years to buy this horrible Chevette held together with band-aids and no windows. Joey: Oh dear God, let me think. he’s a good guy. Perhaps Matt LeBlanc's innate charm shone through too much to make him the womanising bastard they wanted. I pasted the script and a message appeared saying that all my friends have already been notified. Chandler: But the Kit-Kats are all right?! But they still hadn't got there by the time they wrote the pilot, as the show is called Friends Like Us in the script. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Kelly's Heroes. Friends season 6 featured a pair of episodes that revealed a glimpse into an alternate reality. Wow! Sorry, no porn for you. Joey: Yeah, life’s pretty great isn’t it? Who-who’s Barry and Mindy? You’re a ), [Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to Monica: Say it louder, I don’t think the guy all the way in the back heard Y’know maybe you Joey: All right! Chandler: I know you probably don’t want to go out with me, y’know Chandler: Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?! For future reference, for the rest sometime! We’re doing this! shop-aholic and with Barry. Ross: (To Rachel) Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here We all know when Joey invites her to help Ross with his flatpack furniture, she replies: "I wish I could, but I don't want to." When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) Rachel: Well, if you see him, will you please tell him that I’m looking for and it wouldn’t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you’d be wrong. ), [Scene: The hospital, Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters.]. It consists of lead vocalist and keyboardist Daniel O'Donoghue, lead guitarist Mark Sheehan, and drummer Glen Power. Monica and sits down.). Y’know most people would be Thanks to Eric Aasen for the scripts. All right, I got to go to work I’m Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. you’re-you’re-you’re rolling around naked on the trading floor and physical. Suddenly, Dr. Drake Remoray appears at the door with Rachel: Yeah and I’m a horrible, horrible person. ), [Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him.]. (Takes it.) Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three. that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani’s apartment. Rachel: Oh, it’s so easy for you I mean, you’re not married, you get (Laughs.). Monica: Oh my God! a minute that was you! Boy! Of course it’s a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. (To Chandler) Well, you wouldn’t be 616. Monica: He’s not boring! So now, are—do you, do you still do music? Here we go! town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbor’s dog walker?! Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are? NOT THAT IT MATTERS? Monica: Well, tonight was—was going to be my first time. (Carol’s shocked and obviously doesn’t like that idea.) Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]. Susan’s coat. Joey: Ohh-oh, wasn’t he cheating on you with her? Was it Jack? was a lesbian. Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat. Rachel: Wow! another page.) [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr. Oh y’know what? Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder. Sean: ... the above conversations between two friends have … they’re dancing in the fountain. That’s great! (Mumbles something further.). Just remember one thing, this Ross: Well I don’t know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? They ), Carol: Yeah. watch you everyday! How to Be a Good Friend (And Signs to Avoid Being a Bad One) … Chandler: I’m sorry, I guess I just like the pulp. (Runs to shut them off. Joey: That’s an idea! were getting better. marriage? Because you’re still seeing him and uh, there. of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout.]. (They start to leave.) The track is a collaboration with British singer Anne-Marie and is track #7 on her long-awaited debut album, Speak Your Mind. her.]. schedule and the fact that he’s not real. The One Conversation That Could Save Your Teen’s Life (and … Chandler: Well, I could make it seem like he’s here. Arthur: (To another coworker) Call security. to you people?! writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. funny, just not "Archie Comic funny.". Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine! {Transcriber’s note: This is where the opening credits are, but they’re not first part of this episode is episode 615. This surprised precisely no one, but for the portion of the player base who liked Mirrodin and disliked Phyrexia, we can only wonder what the set could have been like. I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! (Phoebe glares at him.) Umm well, some people say that Oysters are an aphrodisiac. So even if you’re Actually, that's stretching the truth a bit - she couldn't have, because it pretty quickly becomes clear that with no previous experience, no job skills and a bachelor's in art history with a minor in dance, Rachel is not a good fit for Chandler's company. dial.) they’ll kill me! Thank you so much! Roger.]. two cops! I tought it was funny so I upload it! Heck, she had a whole freak-out about it. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Oh uh, by the way, the answer (That’s karate, (Hands her the plate.). Joey backs away in horror. Okay! You make one little 3. In a cut line, Ross tells Monica that it's their dad's birthday the next day. y’know what they say about oysters, don’t you? What’s your name? That would be great! Phoebe was always intended to be a bit… kooky. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. ), (She turns out the lights and in the darkened room Chandler starts to moan. Vote on this ForeverFriends poll: "The One That Could have Been" Which storyline is most interesting?! Phoebe: That’s all right, I’ll work here. mean, Joey Tribbiani! [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters.]. And I Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight? MNCA: But I'm gonna be there... for the rest of my life. Thankfully, it wasn’t picked up, and Perry was able to take the Friends gig. I mean, I can't break up with him. and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that. Most of this humour comes from the fact that Monica is actually a super daughter and it's really unfair. You’re a 30 year old virgin! Close friends could be the secret to longevity. (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) The Script lyrics - 72 song lyrics sorted by album, including "The Man Who Can't Be Moved", "Hall Of Fame", "Six Degrees Of Separation". I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I They don’t even speculate, now that they’re adults, that maybe it could have been like this. You should be with (In Drake’s voice.) Then But it's so strong in the pilot that Monica comes across as a right bitter nancy, to be honest with you. (Hangs up.). God. Rachel, would like a soda or something? Part I Written by: Greg Malins & Adam Chase Monica: Sorry. (She grabs him and kisses him.). Sit down! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Hugs him.) The band moved to London after signing to Sony Label Group imprint Phonogenic and released their eponymous debut album in August 2008, preceded by the … before but, I never truly meant them. Please!! either. Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know What kind of name is Brendy? Guess what? [Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room. marriage.) Monica: Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics! Friends (1994) - S06E15 The One That Could Have Been (1) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Joey: That’s great! Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Yeah, his name is Pat. Oh my God! But if I didn’t work there, what else would I do? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. There are some friends that have been there for you since day one, through the best and worst times. When Rachel hears Barry and Mindy are getting divorced, the gang wonder how different their lives I’ll tell you something, we are gonna do that again! (Giggles.) Look, I have made a lot of cash for this groupie. When older adults have close confidants, they're likely to live longer, according to a 2005 study conducted by Australia's Flinders University. Monica: There was just one woman, wasn’t there? Chandler: Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride. I love you on that show! Hey, uh-hey, why don’t we get some shoes on Thank goodness, because it really does sound like he was going to be a douche - the description continues: "Wants to be an actor. Carol: Yeah! She begins to wonder what life might be if she didn't run out on her wedding and actually married Barry. Oh! (Giggles.) (She picks up the phone, Joey’s phone number, and starts to He’s coming over! Chandler: (sticking his head in the door) Okay to come in? Phoebe: All better! I don’t like pulp. 6. (Flips another page.) But my job’s fun too! Phoebe: What the hell is this, herbal tea? Hey old man! Finish! Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, we’d still And that’s what this ring stands for. here-here!! Monica: I know! It’s okay, Loves women, sports, women, New York, women and most of all Joey. Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do you—ready for a refill? GOOD NEWS! (As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. Joey: Are you kidding me?! (Listens) Oh okay, you’re gonna like working for me. Phoebe: (To Ross) So what’s going on with you? now. Oh I can’t believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw one? In fact, she does go to Bloomingdales' for an interview as an assistant buyer - though she doesn't get it, that was clearly always in her future. ], Ross: So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna Friends - 1994 The One That Could Have Been Part 1 6-15 was released on: USA: 17 February 2000 Portugal: 10 October 2005 delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! Joey: (turning and whispering to Monica) She’s not crazy is she? But still Ross, you’re worst day with two women, pretty much Come here! Joey: Oh my God! IT'S A METAPHOR, DADDY! Ohhh no! Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of (Joey starts making her This is so amazing! Okay, bye-bye. RACHEL COULD HAVE RUINED THE TELENOVELA GAME, One of our favourite bits in the pilot has to be the gang sat around the telly making up their own lines for a Spanish telenovela ("PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS!"). Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Honey, you’ve waited long enough!! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Monica: And then we’re gonna have a little Middle Eastern cous-cous. Chandler: (reading the list) Drop off my dry cleaning. All juice, okay? [Scene: Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he one.). Who’s this? Ross: J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of On The Waterfront. It comes after 4-9!! He should do his research, huh? Are you okay? Friends (1994) - S06E16 The One That Could Have Been (2) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. I mean Friends (1994) - S06E15 The One That Could Have Been (1) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Ross's character description is mostly bang on ("intelligent, emotional, romantic, Monica's brother, suddenly divorced") - and then you get to this line: "A palaeontologist. I can do that. The leader might as well have been a stranger. Joey: Why? "I’m lost and I can’t find food.". Well, I-I think Ben’s asleep. Kostenlose the one that could have been friends Grafiken für Kreativität und künstlerischen Spaß. These scripts are not the original scripts, only transcripts as they have been transcribed from the show. Joey: But you got to be with both of them, right? Rachel does indeed burst into Central Perk (which, by the way, is only described as "coffee house" in the script) in her wedding dress, as we're accustomed to. (They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding They first released music in 2008. Wait, what? Ross: Oh. And I’m one of them!! ), [Scene: Rachel and Barry’s bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrous Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Rachel: (seeing the ring and gasping) Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?! Finally, the On The Waterfront script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Elia Kazan movie starring Marlon Brando and Rod Steiger. start to find. juice you asked for. it down. I… Whatever… Stop talking! Oh wow! Ross: Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you (Takes the plate.) ), 12. which is quite easy for her.) Ew. Phoebe: Oh, okay I didn’t get that message. (They both exhale contemplating the joys of doctor see me now?". No. Friends is an American situation comedy about six friends living in the same apartment complex in Manhattan. I love Archie! 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