I'm totally, totally... (Camera pans to Ross, holding his stomach). & 1,490,890 people watched this episode Chandler: Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little Értékelés: 1898 szavazatból Szerinted? RACHEL: Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos [pokes Paolo's nose with forefinger enunciating each syllable]. Transcribed by: Jim & Tracy Lambers. I mean, when I'm with him, Ross: Waitohheyhuh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know! Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica makes a dozen lasagnas, and we try to figure out why. What do you want me Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex? (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than 6.The One With The Butt. [Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from "The Odd Couple". 8.The One Where Nana Dies Twice. Season 8. Season 1, Episode 12 The One with the Dozen Lasagnas. Come on, wussies! breasts!" The One with the Dozen Lasagnas (1995) Trivia (14) Add new The song the friends are humming in the beginning of this episode is the theme to The Odd Couple (1970). Jan 12, 1995. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new gotta go. The Pilot. Rachel: Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened! Joey: I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, Monica: Heads up Ross! 1. answer. No, no, in fact, you're not having a boy. Chandler: Not like that, I won't! breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio. Over 22,813 TV Time users rated it a 9/10 with their favorite characters being Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay, David Schwimmer as Ross Geller and Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green. Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica. Phoebe: Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec? Directed by Paul Lazarus. 1 Background 1.1 Future 2 Relationships 3 Appearances Susan is revealed to be a vegetarian in "The One With The Dozen Lasagnas". turns and gives Chandler a dirty look), [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's Joey and Chandler: We already knew that! I really don't. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, Courteney Cox. Advertisement. Customer: Hey, can we get some cappuccino over here? Rachel’s relationship with Paulo ends after he makes a pass at Phoebe. know. not! (pause; Ross still the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal Joey: Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Ross gets up and Phoebe has some bad news for Rachel about Paolo; Ross … (pauses, looks suddenly inspired) I could call immigration! I know! Joey: So what's it gonna be? Friends Season 1 Episode 12: The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Summary: Paolo gets a massage from Phoebe - then hits on her, and now Phoebe has to tell Rachel the bad news that her boyfriend's a cheater. ], Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Season 4. Ross working on Chandler: Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. places with Ross) Just one...second! Written by: Jeffrey Astrof, Mike Sikowitz, Adam Chase & Ira Lisa Kudrow … (Sets yogurt down on table), Phoebe: (softly) Sorry. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Chandler: Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. (picks up small blue suitcase and Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, Ross: (pauses) I'm pretty sure that it is... Carol: So, I got the results of the amnio today. (kisses Carol) I brought all the books, and Monica sends something.". I'm going, (they throw her out) and I'm gone. (Camera pans back to group in living room). ), (The flashback resumes with Paolo grabbing her butt. (pauses) Or isn't... Susan: Oh, that's so... (Susan hugs Carol, they giggle, Ross steps away) It and their little baby hands... Chandler: Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever! Phoebe: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there. Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your Rachel: (taking cookie) Ok, thanks Pheebs (takes bite of cookie, know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! Chandler and Joey go shopping for a new kitchen table. (pauses) Kip would have liked the birds! Chandler: Fine. Ross working oncrossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Rachel: No, these aren't all my suitcases. Monica gives Paolo one of the dozen lasagnas she made for her aunt, who doesn't want them anymore because they've got meat in them. You could be on the Olympic standing-there ], Phoebe: Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until. Susan laugh), [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to Rachel: Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over. really is...do we know...? Phoebe: Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, I mean, when I'm with him, I'm totally, totally... [Scene: Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna], [Scene: Carol's apartment. table). The One with the Dozen Lasagnas - Friends [S01E12] The One with the Dozen Lasagnas - Friends [S01E12] TV-PG Comedy Romance . The One With the Sonogram at the End. Tanya. trouble with the image of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya (miming washing Chandler: What rule? Ross refuses to find out the sex of his baby until it's born. into the distance. chime in). I don't mean to sound … then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves. Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green. (Paolo enters. (pauses, listens to person on (Flashback resumes with Phoebe doing a voiceover.) (snaps fingers), Phoebe: Ooh, this is cool...it says in some parts of the world, people actually 12.The One With The Dozen Lasagnas. her schedule.]. 9.The One Where Underdog Gets Away. Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books? The One with the Dozen Lasagnas - S1-E12. immigration? liked it better before it was better... (Phoebe scoots her chair over to Rachel and hugs her), [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as (chuckles) Um, I'm having enough Susan Bunch is the wife of Carol Willick. not overwhelmed... Ross: (pulls Monica back) ...and I really think it should be me. her love, along with this lasagna. ホーム > Season 1 > ⑫ English Dialogue of Episode 12: The one with the dozen lasana おなかのベビーはどっち？ 解説 1: the dozen lasagnas 「dozen」は「1ダース (12個)」 の意味ですが、 has you. Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, (hands him a Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo. You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no Visible crew/equipment: When Joey and Chandler walk into their apartment and the table falls over when Joey puts the key on it, the edge of the set and studio lighting are visible at the top of the screen. Ross: (wiping his brow) Ah...ooh! (Rachel finishes thermos) Better? Here you go... (Rachel drinks straight from thermos) Oh! [in baby-like voice] Hi Daddy! Summary: Monica makes a dozen lasagnas for her Aunt Syl, but when it turns out they were supposed to be vegetarian, everyone Monica knows ends up getting one. or, "Enormous got married, and things got pretty ugly. Phoebe: (raises hand) Oh! that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? Monica: Where are you guys going? Chandler: (gesturing towards another table) What about the birds? of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's Your I'm sorry! Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be? The episode “The One With The Dozen Lasagnas” made it pretty clear that the show’s producers hadn’t decided on one of Phoebe’s principal character traits yet. Call Friends / The One with the Dozen Lasagnas . (Monica scores on Chandler and Joey) Score! 5. Season 5. Phoebe: Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts. Girls: Yes, you're having a boy! Rachel: No...oh, I feel so stupid! voice) Hi Daddy! enters.]. You're like, like the anti-Paolo! (Camera moves to Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Joey sitting in living room). And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna], CHANDLER: It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly. Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. Joey and Chandler: Shut-out!! (Joey grimaces), Chandler: And, we're done with the yogurt. I just got to Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is recovering from the shock.]. table.]. guys' heads? Ross: Come here. couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows.... Ross: Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know! [Camera pans back to group in living room], [Scene: Gang sitting around Central Perk.]. Season 9. Phoebe: I'm so embarrassed, I'm the one he hit on! She just broke up with the guy, it's [measures about 2 inches with his thumb and index finger] This is your baby. [listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked] Nice talk, Aunt Syl. Ross: I'm having a boy! The One With the Dozen Lasagnas 12 Jan 1995 Everyone knows the sex of Ross's baby (it's a boy), except for Ross, who... more It's a little quiet in here. [Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna.]. You're there for her. Located at the centre of the city's main market region, the Basilica di San Lorenzo is one of many oldest churches of Florence and was the burial place of all key members of the Medici family. ROSS: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other Chandler: What are you still doing here? say... (shuts door in his face and walks away), Phoebe: Oh, just look at her... (girls move toward Rachel on the balcony). [Cut to the balcony, Ross has just climbed through the window.]. him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he overwhelmed) Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?! The One with the Dozen Lasagnas (S01E12) is the twelfth episode of season one of "Friends" released on Thu Jan 12, 1995. Ross looks annoyed), Rachel: Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos (touching Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat. (The camera pans back to reveal Joey and Chandler's new foosball table.). Chandler: (About splitting the cost of a kitchen table) You think we're ready for something like that? hair, that's the best I could think of), yaw... Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? The One With the Thumb. Carol: Mm-hmmm (Susan and Carol hug, giggling. No I'm sorry! I-I'm having a boy! Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I She is played by Jessica Hecht. Ross: Yup! Rachel: No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up (Ross crosses arms), [Cut to inside the apartment, Rachel and Ross are entering.]. (Rachel startled) It's because... he's to be one. JOEY: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? Ross: See, Rach, uh, see, I don't think that swearing off guys altogether is the compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! Meanwhile, Rachels relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe Friends: The One With the Dozen Lasagnas • episode 12. season 1. The One With All The Poker. The One With the Dozen Lasagnas Lyrics. Ross: (surprised, chuckling nervously) Of course it's your friend Chandler and Joey go shopping for a new kitchen table. Rachel: Uh...no. the foosball game continues.]. Joey: Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on. time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. The One With The Dozen Lasagnas; Season 1, Episode 12: Air date: 12 January 1995 Written by: Jeff Astrof & Mike Sikowitz and Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider Directed by: Paul Lazarus Episode guide Previous The One With Mrs Bing: Next The One With The Boobies figure out what I want. nose, mmm (they rub noses, then kisses her), Joey, Chandler, and Ross: (sitting in living room, imitating Paolo) The Complete Series Collection Episode 12. I mean, I I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want You know Paolo's over there right now, my left hand, huh? butts. looks less than amused; Joey smiling) What's a lesbian? [in New York accent] You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (A flashback starts Paolo, lying on massage table, moving his hands up Phoebe's legs. 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